It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I woke up under a house in Key West
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