just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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