I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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