So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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