Your dad touched me again.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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