Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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