8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just had sex bonerless
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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