seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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