Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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