Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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