I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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