I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
