Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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