Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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