Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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