I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We had to coat check the pizza.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize