Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Randomize
