just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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