Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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