I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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