yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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