Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
