the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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