Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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