i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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