YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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