he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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