we made out on top of his cat.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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