your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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