..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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