belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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