Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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