craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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