i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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