I need help removing her.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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