Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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