Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Randomize