Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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