It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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