He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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