So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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