I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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