Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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