Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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