Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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