PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
North Korea, Best Korea!
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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