no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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