As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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