i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
i think i just lost a toe
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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