You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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