I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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