So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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