i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
