All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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