Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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