are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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